23. Everywhere. Living life to the fullest.

(Source: magicconchshell)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

madamfruitcake:

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

What do you mean comments? I provide my own fucking audio commentary.

“Oh yes, going into the abandoned Mental Asylum that’s known to be haunted is a
fabulous idea and there is no way that could possibly go wrong you stupid fucks

lemonteaflower:

a continuation of this

MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not. 

redskullsmadhouse:

landing_hong_kong_by_cheungchungtat

redskullsmadhouse:

landing_hong_kong_by_cheungchungtat

keisse:

2014 Movie Calendar. Handy ;)

keisse:

2014 Movie Calendar. Handy ;)

(Source: j3ssalyn)

moviesatthetheatres:

They take place in three different time periods, each separated by about 60 years from the next…But they’re all deeply American stories about wealth and the ways in which these men try to hold on to and achieve that wealth.

-Leonardo DiCaprio on his unofficial trilogy.

oopsabird:

caboosethemoron:

clawstarz:

accio-luck:

pkmntrainergold:

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

Satan took over

gotta go fast

[DOUGHING INTENSIFIES]

gotta
dough fast

(Source: vanjalen)

dangerouslydefective:

latenightalaska:

sexience:

today’s very important post

THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY

He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”

(Source: woodywombpecker)

sugar-tentacles:

catsbeaversandducks:

Being a cat owner is full of surprises. More naughty cats HERE.

Via Distractify

stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn

(Source: fluoxetinedaydreams)